BOFH friend

How creative can you get when there is a crisis and you need to give an explanation? Well, this is what flypigmk has in mind when the internet link goes down -
  • World-wide loss of ethernet pressure.
  • Termites ate text files of root DNS servers.
  • Conspiracy Theory. Government examining ether packets manually.
  • Glass eating squid finds submarine cables. Has snack.
  • Train empty. Is everyone home eating broadband?